New house rule: “You absolutely may not use the word ‘poop’ when hand writing a birthday card.”
Always good to make these things official. They don’t mention this in the parenting books, but they should.
Tag: Poop
Never Too Early
Parenting Tip:
It is never too early to tell your children it’s not OK to smear dog poop all over the minivan like finger paint. This message is not as obvious to children as you might think.
Other important conversations to have…
Do not go wading in a lake fully clothed in December.
Do not play with a rotting deer carcass.
P.S. Yesterday was an interesting day.
I made the top two
Tucked the kids in tonight. I always try to leave them with a positive thought to help them have good dreams.
Me: “What do you kids think you will dream about tonight?”
Danger Monkey, age 7: “My favorite TV show.”
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “I’m going to dream about you, Daddy. Or poop.”
Very Vocal Viking 