Me: “Your pajamas are on backwards.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “No they aren’t.”
Me: “Yes, they are. I can see the tag sticking out in front under your chin.”
LMT: “These aren’t my pajamas.”
(slow blink)
Me: “You win.”
Tag: Pajamas
Odd Hobby
My Oldest, age 13: “I accidentally put the dog’s pajamas on her backwards. For the record, it’s really hard to take off dog pajamas while the dog is trying to kill you.”
Me: “I’m on the dog’s side on this one.”
Oldest: “You never support my hobbies.”
50/50
Parenting Tip #62:
If a four year old volunteers to go to bed at 6:30 pm… you let that child go to bed.
Also, check their temperature and might as well start making alternate child care plans for tomorrow.
And, word to the wise — don’t wear your good pajamas to bed because the likelihood that Patient Zero is going to crawl into your bed in the night to then puke on you is about 50/50.
Very Vocal Viking 