My Oldest, age 13: “I’ve decided I am going to be a neurologist. Or a rapper, depending on how my first album does on the charts.”
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Math Quiz
My Oldest, age 13: “We want to name our musical group The Alto Clef Effect because, like, 80% of our group are violas. Well, not 80… But at least half. Well, no, it’s 3 violas and five other people, so 3/8ths.”
Me: “I am beginning to see why you are struggling in math.”
Oldest: “You can kiss my math.”
Choking up
My Oldest, age 13: “My brain does a great Russian accent, but mouth always messes it up. My friends are like, is that Russian or are you choking on your tongue?”
Very Vocal Viking 