My Oldest, age 15: “Since it’s after 11, it’s too late to watch a movie on Netflix.”
Me: “Really?”
Oldest: “So, instead… let’s watch the entire Firefly series… and the Firefly movie.”
Me: “I knew we were raising you right.”
Tag: Netflix
Jumanji
Just found out tonight that my wife and kids have never seen Jumanji. We are currently fixing that. Thank you, Netflix. I am concerned the neighbors will complain about the screams of laughter coming from our living room.
Oh, Garçon
Me: “It’s been a long day. Let’s stream some Star Trek. I’ll make popcorn.”
My Wonderful Wife: “Sounds lovely.”
Me: “So… What type of wine goes best with popcorn?”
WW: (pause) “Coca-Cola.”
Very Vocal Viking 