History of Music

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Play that song again.”

Me: “No, this is the radio. We don’t get to choose which songs come on.”

LMT: “What?!? Then why even listen to it?”

Math Quiz

My Oldest, age 13: “We want to name our musical group The Alto Clef Effect because, like, 80% of our group are violas. Well, not 80… But at least half. Well, no, it’s 3 violas and five other people, so 3/8ths.”

Me: “I am beginning to see why you are struggling in math.”

Oldest: “You can kiss my math.”