All The Glitters

Me: “Love you.”

My Oldest, age 14: “How much?”

Me: “Should you die, I will avenge your death in a murderous rage.”

Oldest: “Good… But don’t get caught. And try to invent a poison that makes them cough up glitter as they die.”

Me: “As you wish.”

Disney Delve 2014: Day Two

DISNEY DELVE 2014: Day Two.

We arrived late afternoon in the lands of the Rat King. We had no problem securing lodging from the Rat’s minions, who seem friendly but weak and enthralled.

We meet up later with others from our homeland to take repast and slumber. We must secure our strength for the morrow’s foray deeper into this den of humors.

Spirits among our band of pilgrims are high but they do not yet know we come not to entertain, but to destroy. I alone know I have come to kill the Rat King on his throne of lies.

And so it begins.