Teen Girl in Blazer: “Everyone thinks my costume is Hillary Clinton.”
Random Mom: “I thought you were from the movie Mean Girls.”
Blazer: “No, I’m from the movie Heathers.”
Rando: “What’s the difference between Heathers and Mean Girls?”
Me: “About 20 years.”
Guy: “Enjoying the party?”
Me: “Yeah, this is really…”
Guy: “Have you ever been asked to play a Viking in a movie or on TV? You could totally play a viking.”
Me: “Actually, friends send me lots of links of casting calls for…”
Guy: “You really look like a Viking. No offense.”
Me: “None taken, I totally embrace it.”
Guy: “You should have a TV show or something.”
Me: “I have a blog, Very Vocal Viking.”
Guy: “What? Seriously? That’s great.”
Me: “It’s not about Vikings though. Just funny things my kids say and my thoughts on life.”
Guy: “I’d read that.”
Watching E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial with the kids. Because I’m a good parent. It’s held up better than I thought. Pretty timeless. The kids are entranced.
Very Vocal Viking 