Actual quotes that occurred in our minivan on the way to Disney.
- Me: “No kick fighting allowed in the van.”
- My Oldest, age 13: “Let’s all drink Monster power drinks and drive straight through.”
- Danger Monkey, age 7: “Hey! Who just punched me in the face?”
- Me: “No, you are five years old. You do not get a turn driving.”
Which was your favorite?