My Oldest, age 13: “For Halloween this year, I’m going to be Siri. I’ll dress as an iPhone, and if anyone says anything I don’t like, I’ll just say, ‘Sorry, there are no movies with that title in your area.'”
Tag: MOG
Synthesized
Me: “This is Van Halen’s song, ‘1984’. But I’ll warn you, this song is from their crazy synthesizer phase.”
My Oldest, age 13: “You mean the eighties?”
She has everything
My Oldest, age 13: “I want to be the friend who has everything you need in her purse. Right now all I have is a hair brush and chocolate. Actually, that’s everything anyone needs. Nevermind.”