Family cuddle piles, in theory:
“I have never felt so warm and safe in my life. I love you guys.”
Family cuddle piles, the reality:
“Ow! My kidney!”
“Whatever. You still have another one.”
Tag: MOG
Top 5
Me: “I love you, kiddo. You’re definitely one of my favorite children.”
My Oldest, age 14: “Well, you’re in my top five favorite parents.”
Me: “Good, I’m glad to… wait, wha…?”
Stahp
Me: “Stop flopping your hair all over the place.”
My Oldest, age 14: “My hair does not flop. It whips.”
Me: “Can I see it Whip?”
Oldest: “Ugh. Seriously?”
Me: “Does it also Nae Nae?”
Oldest: “Stop. How do you even know this song?”
Me: “Show me your Stanky Leg.”
Oldest: “For the love of God, please stop.”
Very Vocal Viking 