Faster than Speeding Pajamas

My morning…

Wonderful Wife: “It is too cold this morning to be running around the house naked.”

Little Miss Thing, age 3: “But I’m a super hero.”

WW: “Then be a super hero wearing clothes.”

LMT: “But I want to be fast.”

WW: “Super heroes can be fast wearing clothes.”

LMT: “Not me.”

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Little Mist Thing, age 3, flapping her arms vigorously: “Look, Daddy. I’m flapping my wings so you know I’m a bird.”

Me: “That’s nice! But not only birds flap wings. Do you know of other things that flap wings?”

Ella: “Pteradons.”

Me: (slow blink) “Use your powers for good, kiddo.”