This is rank

Me: “Are you going to be a princess for Halloween?”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I’m Elsa. I’m a queen. Queens are higher than princesses.”

Paleontology

Little Miss Thing, age 4, out of the blue: “Did you know I’m also a paleontologist?”

Me: “No, I did not.”

LMT: “If I had a dinosaur, I would feed it food and water and name it Tushy-Butt.”

(much laughter)

Me: “Yep. You sound like a paleontologist all right.”

Little Miss Thing, age 4, walks into the room: “Hello, fellas. How was your day? Did you punch anybody or poop on their heads?”

Danger Monkey, age 7, in British accent: “Certainly not. Why would you ask such a thing?”

Seriously people. This is word for word. I couldn’t make this up.

Also, no idea he did such a good British accent. A father needs to know these things.