Right in the middle

Little Miss Thing has announced three nights in a row that she doesn’t want to have “a big belly like Daddy” when she grows up.

In other news, I started a new diet today. Sigh.

Told you so

Purchasing “optional” eyeglasses replacement insurance for five year old’s new glasses: $35

Using it less than four weeks later: Saved us hundreds $$$.

Getting to say “I Told You So”… PRICELESS

Little Miss Thing just got glasses.

We’re going to pick them up, but I haven’t seen them yet. She tells me they are pink with black zebra stripes, with lasers and x-ray vision.

Part of me wishes she were telling the truth because those would be pretty awesome.