Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Hey let’s play a word game. Who can tell me words that rhyme with oop?”
Tag: LMT
Dirty Food
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “My favorite food is peanut butter. I get to say pee and butt. See… PEE-nut BUTT-er.”
Me: “Yes, I’m very proud.”
Boring
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Did you read the comics in the paper?”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Yeah… They were boring.”
LMT: “Why?”
DM: “They didn’t have Calvin and Hobbes.”
Me: (tears welling up)