Busted

Me: “Hey, do you know that young couple over there?”

Oldest Daughter, age 14: “Yes. They go to my school. Why do you ask?”

Me: “They keep looking over here, and are about your age, so I figured maybe they were trying to get your attention or something.”

Oldest: “Or maybe they just aren’t good at not getting caught staring at giant hairy Hagrid-looking dudes.”

Me: “Noted.”