Thank you for your support

Me: “You should be in a sport. How about martial arts?”

My Oldest, age 13: “Sure.”

Me: “Not a very enthusiastic response. How about if we take a class together?”

Oldest: “Sure.”

Me: “Does that make it better or worse?”

Oldest: “Definitely worse. But I like to support your hobbies.”

Odd Hobby

My Oldest, age 13: “I accidentally put the dog’s pajamas on her backwards. For the record, it’s really hard to take off dog pajamas while the dog is trying to kill you.”

Me: “I’m on the dog’s side on this one.”

Oldest: “You never support my hobbies.”