Giant bowl of Fried Tofu Stir-fry in an Orange sauce, and with extra veggies. If it weren’t for all the sugar in the sauce, this would be incredibly healthy. As is, still pretty healthy.

Giant bowl of Fried Tofu Stir-fry in an Orange sauce, and with extra veggies. If it weren’t for all the sugar in the sauce, this would be incredibly healthy. As is, still pretty healthy.

Me: “What two servings of veggie or fruit are you having with dinner? I’ll let you choose.”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I’ll have carrots and ranch.”
Me: “And what else?”
LMT: “That’s two things.”
Me: “Ranch is not a veggie. Try again.”
LMT: “OK, then grape jelly. Grapes are fruit.”
Me: “Nope. Try again.”
LMT: “I want some… Coffee. It comes from beans.”
Me: “Absolutely not.”
LMT: “You never let me do what I want.”
Me: “Do your homework soon.”
My Oldest, age 15: “Theres no hurry.”
Me: “Do your chores right away.”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “I have other stuff to do first.”
Me: “OK, well, I guess we can’t go to the orchard and get…”
Unison: “CARAMEL APPLES!!!”
(child-shaped dust clouds where children used to be standing)