Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Daddy, do you want my apple?”
Me: “Why does this apple have a wooden stick stuck into it?”
Girl: “It used to be a caramel apple. I only like the caramel.”
Me: “Uh… I’ll pass.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Daddy, do you want my apple?”
Me: “Why does this apple have a wooden stick stuck into it?”
Girl: “It used to be a caramel apple. I only like the caramel.”
Me: “Uh… I’ll pass.”
I REALLY should not go shopping on an empty stomach at 8 pm.
In related news, Doritos and ice cream is now considered a complete meal.
My Friend Ashley: “What do you want in your omelet?”
Me: “Yes.”
MFA: “Do you want…”
Me: “Yes.”
MFA: “Challenge accepted.”