Today I learned two handy parenting phrases: “We don’t use bungee cords as weapons” and “No head kicking in the car. Or anywhere, actually.”
“Look, kids. This is not negotiable. We are a fresh-underwear-every-day kind of family.”
Don’t let anyone tell you parenting isn’t an adventure.
“Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.” — Helen Keller