Eat Yer Veggies

(at restaurant)

Tiny Boy, maybe age 3: “Mommy, he’s really tall! Look, Mommy! He’s really tall!”

Mommy: “Yes, he is. Now let’s concentrate on your food.”

TB: “He’s really tall. He’s really tall. Is he a giant? Is he a giant?”

Mommy: “I’m so sorry, sir.”

Me: “No, I’m not a giant. But when I was little, I ate lots of veggies and they made me extra big and strong. Do you eat vegetables?”

TB: (nods, eyes wide)

Me: “Good. Eat your veggies and you’ll grow up big and strong like me.”

TB: “I will.”

One Ring

Due to a complete lack of planning on my part, I am just now buying a temporary ring for myself for the ceremony. If personalization is free, I’ll see if this can fit… “One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.” Do you think they’ll have Old Elvish Script as a font?

RING UPDATE: Not only can I not find Old Elvish font… I cannot find a ring big enough for my giant fingers. As in, no where in this entire region sells a pre-sized ring in my size. Who knew? #GiantProblems