Mosquito Fighter Extraordinaire

Me: “Oh, hey now! I love snuggles but be careful climbing on me. Boy’s crotches are pretty sensitive.”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: (punches me in the junk)

Me: “HEY! Why did you do that???”

LMT: (slow blink)

LMT: “I thought I saw a mosquito.”

Me: (glaring)