Gravel

The Wonderful Wife: “Hey kids, what did you play when you were outside today?”

Little Miss Thing, age 4: “House.”

Danger Monkey, age 7: “Gravel.”

OK, I’m not totally sure what he meant, but I really love my family discussions.

You didn’t say we couldn’t

FYI: My family now has a stated “no pooping in the woods” policy.

In related news, I got to say the phrase, “Branches are not toilet paper.”

So… How was your evening?