Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Daddy, do you want my apple?”
Me: “Why does this apple have a wooden stick stuck into it?”
Girl: “It used to be a caramel apple. I only like the caramel.”
Me: “Uh… I’ll pass.”
Tag: Food
Cake, as ordered
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “Know what I deserve? I am going to wear a fancy dress and we are going to have pasta for dinner and eat cake.”
Danger Monkey, age 7: “I don’t feel like cake.”
LMT: “WE. WILL. EAT. CAKE!”
Not hurting for confidence, that one.
Health Food
For anyone worried that I’m not getting enough fruits and veggies… I’ll have you know that I squeezed lime juice all over my breakfast tacos. And cilantro is green and leafy.
Very Vocal Viking 