Driving to War

Me: “Hey, it’s really cold. What is taking so long to get into the car?”

Danger Monkey, age 10: “I dropped my book. I think while taking off all my weapons.”

Me: (slow blink)

Me: “How many weapons do you have?”

DM: “My elven sword and my bow. But don’t worry, I don’t have any arrows.”

Me: “I love you, dude.”

DM: “Whatever.”

Weaponless

Me: “Put down the foam sword and get in the car. We’re almost late for your skate party.”

Danger Monkey, age 9: (surprised stare) “But, why?”

Me: “No weapons allowed at a skating rink.”

DM: “Then I should probably take the dagger out of my pocket, too.”

#SoftFoamWeapons #LARPLife