(We see girls wearing ripped jeans)

Me: “Ooh, are ripped jeans in again?”

My Oldest Girl, age 12: “Yes, they’re very popular.”

Me: “Cool! I’d love to start wearing all my old ripped jeans again.”

MOG: (pause)

MOG: “No, I was wrong… Ripped jeans are NOT in. Let’s pretend I never said that.”