Late Snack

When your teenager asks for a late snack. Ham, fried eggs, toast and avocado. I might be a food pusher. For the record, she ate almost all of it.


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Me: “Breakfast time, kids.”


Me: “Please come downstairs, kids.”


Me: “Fresh eggs and bacon.”


Me: “We also need to finish up all those leftover do…”

(three children instantly appear at breakfast table)