When your teenager asks for a late snack. Ham, fried eggs, toast and avocado. I might be a food pusher. For the record, she ate almost all of it.
Tag: Eggs
Do… nuts
Me: “Breakfast time, kids.”
(silence)
Me: “Please come downstairs, kids.”
(silence)
Me: “Fresh eggs and bacon.”
(silence)
Me: “We also need to finish up all those leftover do…”
(three children instantly appear at breakfast table)
“…nuts.”
Keep it Coming
My Friend Ashley: “What do you want in your omelet?”
Me: “Yes.”
MFA: “Do you want…”
Me: “Yes.”
MFA: “Challenge accepted.”
Very Vocal Viking 