Turkey leg.
Raise your hand if you saw that one coming. #GenCon2016

Turkey leg.
Raise your hand if you saw that one coming. #GenCon2016

Viva la hotel breakfast buffet! #GenCon2016

UPDATE: I suppose I should have asked upfront if the price of breakfast buffet had jumped by 50% since last year. Sheesh. I’m totally stealing the tiny bottle of Tabasco. That’ll show them.

(Chinese restaurant)
Boy at next table: “Don’t order tripe! It’s intestines from an animal!”
Older sister: “They clean it first. It doesn’t taste bad or anything.”
Boy: “But it came out of an animal.”
Sis: “It was dead. It didn’t care.”
Boy: “No one asked it first!”
Calm Mom: “Let’s talk about tofu options for you.”