It Has Begun

It has begun.

The boy bought his Magic the Gathering starter kit.

The best news of all is now he won’t ever have any money to buy drugs.

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A Few Too Many

Today I read the family my 1981 holiday classic, “The Year Santa Had A Little Too Many.” In one short page, the story includes not just the titular inebriation, but also five international flights, a divorce, two wizards, time travel, and the President of the United States. I really showed my writing talent early. I just wish my sixth grade teacher would have laughed half as much as my kids just did.