FACT:
If you’re running late, and Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” comes on the radio, it us a clear sign that god is giving you permission to go over the speed limit.
TRUE STORY
Tag: Driving
Coasting
Have you ever ran out of gas while going 60 mph, and then coasted for 3 minutes, with just enough momentum to roll gently to a stop at a gas pump? I just did exactly that – and it was awesome. My family is not properly impressed. The wife keeps mentioning something about not running out of gas in the first place. Where are the style points in that?
G the P to the S
Driving and trying to find parking for the fair.
Danger Monkey, age 4: “Why aren’t we parking yet?”
Me (much older than 4): “Because I’m not totally sure where we are.”
DM: “Then look at the map on your phone.”
Me: (long pause) “That’s not a bad idea.”
Very Vocal Viking 