My Wonderful Wife: “It’s time to give the puppies their W-E-T-F-O-O-D.”
Me: “Did you just spell words so puppies wouldn’t understand?”
WW: (stare) “Don’t judge me.”
My Wonderful Wife: “It’s time to give the puppies their W-E-T-F-O-O-D.”
Me: “Did you just spell words so puppies wouldn’t understand?”
WW: (stare) “Don’t judge me.”
Me: “Sorry, kids. The dogs chewed up the Rock Band microphone. I don’t think we can play Rock Band anymore.”
Danger Monkey, age 6: “We still have the guitars and drums.”
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “We can still Rock.”