Little Miss Thing, age 7, created this sign and is now gathering up all loose change she finds and declaring it donations.
She sees no problem with this plan.
Tag: Dogs
Don’t Try This At Home
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I can play the piano with my eyes closed. Someone guide me to the piano.”
Me: “You know, you don’t have to close your eyes until you get to the piano.”
LMT: (long pause)
LMT: “I need a guide dog.”
Me: “The dog is right next to you. Grab her collar and hold on tight. I’ll throw some popcorn over by the piano and you’ll get there in a jiffy.”
LMT: “Sure!” (grabs dog’s collar)
Wonderful Wife: “Uh… Do we really think this a good…”
(popcorn is thrown, dog drags girl across living room)
(stunned silence)
LMT: “That was awesome!”
WW: “If we had filmed that, we would be famous.”
Me: “I love my life.”
Old Fashioned
Me: “Hey! Why are all these clothes thrown everywhere?”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “We’re doing a fashion show.”
Me: “Who is WE, exactly?”
(dog walks out of closet, tail wagging, with a bathrobe belt tied around her middle and a bonnet on her head)
LMT: “Me and Sif. I made her beautiful.”
Me: “She was already beautiful. Are you sure she’s having fun?”
(dog wags tail and isn’t trying to leave)
LMT: “She loves her outfit. It’s French.”
Me: “Well, French or not, at least untie that belt and…”
LMT: “No!”
(long pause)
LMT: “Daddy, I don’t think you understand Fashion.”
Me: …
Me: “OK. I’ll be downstairs if you need me.”
Very Vocal Viking 