Danger Monkey, age 4: “When I’m a grownup, I won’t work. I’ll just stay home and play with my kids.”
Me: “Really? If you don’t have a job, where will you get food?”
Danger Monkey: “The kitchen.”
Tag: DM
G the P to the S
Driving and trying to find parking for the fair.
Danger Monkey, age 4: “Why aren’t we parking yet?”
Me (much older than 4): “Because I’m not totally sure where we are.”
DM: “Then look at the map on your phone.”
Me: (long pause) “That’s not a bad idea.”
Lap Monkeys
Watching Sesame Street with two little kids on your lap is a pretty great way to spend a Saturday morning.
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