Me: “Kids, this is called Flan. It’s custard covered in liqueur, so it’s illegal for kids to eat it.”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “I will never eat that until I’m 21.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I want it.”
Tag: DM
Saves laundry
Danger Monkey, age 8, sprinting through the house naked.
Me: “Why are you running naked?”
DM: “I just took a shower.”
Me: “Where is your towel?”
DM: “Don’t need one. I’m just running really fast until I dry off.”
Me: “Go for it.”
Spoiled
[WARNING: Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets spoiler]
Me: “How was your day, son?”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Fine.”
Me: “How was school?”
DM: “Fine.”
Me: “Anything exciting happen today?”
DM: “TOM RIDDLE IS VOLDEMORT!!!”
Very Vocal Viking 