The boy created a new “salad” at the salad bar… Shredded cheddar, croutons, sunflower seeds, red onions, and watermelon.
He loves it and is currently scarfing if.
Eight year old boys are WEIRD.
Tag: DM
Very Moving
Me: “OK, for Guys Night, we can go to that movie… But I’ve heard there are some super sad parts.”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “But are there also awesome victories?”
Me: “Son, you make your giant Viking dad very proud.”
DM: “Yeah, I know.”
I Scream
Me: “Kids, your mother and I are going out for dinner and a movie.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I’ll be in charge while you’re gone.”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Hey! Why do you get to be in charge?”
LMT: “Because if I’m in charge, everyone gets to eat ice cream.”
DM: “OK, you can be in charge.”
Me: “You show solid leadership skills kiddo, but actually Grandpa will be in charge.”
LMT (loud whisper): “We still get ice cream.”
Very Vocal Viking 