Damn you, Rat King

I haven’t been this sick in a while.

I guess the rat king got revenge after all.

What about the chewy center?

TRAVEL ADVISORY:

When stopping at a McDonalds in Chattanooga, TN, you should avoid referring to the locals as ‘Chatta-nougats.’

It upsets them.

Thank you, tiny Chevron gas station deep in rural Georgia, for giving me my first ever door-optional public bathroom experience.

At least I had my back to the parking lot.

Also, based on the sanitation conditions, I am now considered high risk for Ebola and will be voluntarily surrendering myself to the CDC.

Yecch.