Wonderful Wife: “So kids, did you enjoy the cookout and playing with your cousins?”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “I learned how to play Magic The Gathering. Do you know where I can buy Magic cards?”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I learned two new swear words.”
WW: (jaw drop)
Me: “Best party ever.”
Guy: “Enjoying the party?”
Me: “Yeah, this is really…”
Guy: “Have you ever been asked to play a Viking in a movie or on TV? You could totally play a viking.”
Me: “Actually, friends send me lots of links of casting calls for…”
Guy: “You really look like a Viking. No offense.”
Me: “None taken, I totally embrace it.”
Guy: “You should have a TV show or something.”
Me: “I have a blog, Very Vocal Viking.”
Guy: “What? Seriously? That’s great.”
Me: “It’s not about Vikings though. Just funny things my kids say and my thoughts on life.”
Guy: “I’d read that.”
Very Vocal Viking 