Yoga-na Love it

Me: “Who wants to do yoga with me?”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “No thanks.”

Danger Monkey, age 10: “No way.”

My Oldest, age 15: “Maybe next time.”

Me: “No problem. I’m sure I’m better at it than any of you anyway.”

LMT: “I’m definitely better, I’ll show you.”

DM: “I’m in.”

MO: “Let’s do this.”

Competitive Yoga

Me: “So, I’ve been doing yoga for two weeks. I’m a yoga expert now.”

My Oldest, age 15: “Oh, really? I can totally kick your butt at yoga. Competitive yoga.”

Me: …

Me: “I dont think yoga is competitive.”

MO: “Not with that attitude.”