The irony will kill you: I drove past numerous fast food restaurants to go inside Marsh and hand-make myself a healthy, delicious chef salad for dinner. Lean turkey, broccoli, spinach, hard boiled egg, peas, cheddar cheese and a little ranch. I choked on the fifth bite and almost died. Tomorrow, back to burgers and pizza. I have too much to live for.
My Oldest, age 13: “My brain does a great Russian accent, but mouth always messes it up. My friends are like, is that Russian or are you choking on your tongue?”