She’s not wrong

Radio plays All About That Bass.

Danger Monkey, age 8: “Did that song just say Booty??!?”

Wonderful Wife: “This song is about positive body image.”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I know this song. It’s all about butts.”

Paleontology

Little Miss Thing, age 4, out of the blue: “Did you know I’m also a paleontologist?”

Me: “No, I did not.”

LMT: “If I had a dinosaur, I would feed it food and water and name it Tushy-Butt.”

(much laughter)

Me: “Yep. You sound like a paleontologist all right.”