OMG!
Two days ahead of schedule, it has happened.
I PUBLISHED MY BOOK
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Tag: Books
Driving to War
Me: “Hey, it’s really cold. What is taking so long to get into the car?”
Danger Monkey, age 10: “I dropped my book. I think while taking off all my weapons.”
Me: (slow blink)
Me: “How many weapons do you have?”
DM: “My elven sword and my bow. But don’t worry, I don’t have any arrows.”
Me: “I love you, dude.”
DM: “Whatever.”
Priorities
Me: “You sure do love to read.”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “When I get a job, all I’m going to buy is food, shelter, and books.”
Me: “No clothing?”
DM: (pause)
DM: “If I have any money left over.”
Me: “I like your priorities.”
Very Vocal Viking 