Just say no

Overheard at 14th birthday party…

“What if the most beautiful person in the world asked you to marry them?”

My Oldest, age 13: “Do I love them?”

Girl: “Doesn’t matter. They are the most person in the world. How would you say no to that?”

Oldest: “You open your mouth and say… No.”

Rolling Time

Funny how places and things can teleport you.

Here I am at my son’s skating party, at a skating rink I’ve never seen before in my life.

But inside I’m the fat kid too poor to buy skates who never learned to skate and I hate all the cool kids for having fun.

I may have issues.