Now Shoo

Wonderful Wife: “You need to be totally ready for the bus in five minutes. You don’t want to miss the bus on the first day of school.”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “But, I AM totally ready.”

WW: “No, you’re not. Now go finish getting ready.”

LMT: “I AM READY!”

(long pause)

WW: “I recommend shoes and socks.”

LMT: (looks at bare feet)

LMT: “Oh, yeah.”

(runs off)

Hippy

Just found out that My Oldest Girl (12) decided a couple of weeks ago that she wanted to see what it would be like to be “a hippy” for a weekend. So she ate vegetarian, listened only to the Beatles and walked barefoot in the park.

I have no idea where any of that came from, but I think it is hilarious with extra awesome.