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Death Metal Grocery

Mid-Fifties grocery cashier lady: “What is Chaotic Neutral?”

Me: “Huh? Oh, my shirt. It’s just a gaming terminology joke.”

Her: “Sounds like a death metal band.”

Me: “Yes, it really does.”

Her: “I like death metal. Last night it was Goatwhore. And alcohol. It always starts with alcohol.”

Me: “Not the conversation I expected to have at Kroger.”

Her: “I get that a lot.”

Me: “I’m not complaining.”