Road Trippy

Today I learned two handy parenting phrases: “We don’t use bungee cords as weapons” and “No head kicking in the car. Or anywhere, actually.”

Dirty Food

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “My favorite food is peanut butter. I get to say pee and butt. See… PEE-nut BUTT-er.”

Me: “Yes, I’m very proud.”

Quote of the night at trivia with coworkers.

“I not only know what year Star Wars came out… I was there.”

(Murmur) “Is that true? You really saw Star Wars in the theater?”

Yeah. I was 7… But I saw it.

“Cool, man. That’s cool.”