Little Miss Thing, age 5: “When I grow up, I’m going to travel the whole world. But I’m going to live in Tennessee so I can see Molly.”
Wonderful Wife: “Good plan.”
LMT: “But I will come visit you sometimes. And I REALLY MEAN IT.”
Me: “Was that a threat?”
WW: “Yeah, I think it was.”
While I can’t say I recommend the experience… watching someone do a spit take with cherry NyQuil certainly makes for a memorable evening.
Wonderful Wife: “Please go upstairs and *politely* and *gently* inform your brother that I say it’s time for him to finish his shower.”
Little Miss Thing, literally kicking open the bathroom door: “Turn off the water and get out! It’s my turn!”
Me: “Nailed it.”
Very Vocal Viking 