Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Mom, I’m going to make you a card, but it’s a secret so don’t look.”
… 5 mins later …
LMT: “It has to do with being a mother. But it’s secret.”
… 5 mins later …
LMT: “Mom, how do you spell Mother’s Day?”
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No Flips Given
Observation #1: It’s not difficult to make homemade hot fudge, but it’s very difficult to get the consistency just right.
Observation #2: No one gives a flip about the consistency of homemade hot fudge.
Those Parents
Sitting on couch, kids off in the woods somewhere.
Front door opens and tiny neighbor girl walks by, heading deeper into the house.
Me: “Can I help you?”
Tiny Neighbor Girl: “No. I’m just going to the bathroom.”
Me: “OK.”
My Wonderful Wife: “I have always wanted to be that house in the neighborhood where all the kids just wander in.”
Me: “Me, too!”
#Winning #ThoseParents
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