Salad Barf

The boy created a new “salad” at the salad bar… Shredded cheddar, croutons, sunflower seeds, red onions, and watermelon.

He loves it and is currently scarfing if.

Eight year old boys are WEIRD.

Very Moving

Me: “OK, for Guys Night, we can go to that movie… But I’ve heard there are some super sad parts.”

Danger Monkey, age 8: “But are there also awesome victories?”

Me: “Son, you make your giant Viking dad very proud.”

DM: “Yeah, I know.”

Me: “No, I’m fine. We don’t need to do anything for Fathers Day.”

Wonderful Wife: “Well, I thought you’d like to at least hit a brunch. There’s got to be some all-you-can-eat bacon with your name on it somewhere.”

Me: (slow blink)

Me: “I have never loved you more than I do at this very moment.”