The world needs to know that I just got soundly beaten at Memory by my five year old daughter. I’m no slouch memory-wise, and I was not letting her win. I’m a little embarrassed and a lot proud. The Force is strong with this one.
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Not cool
Me: “How was gymnastics?”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I’m really good at it. And they make us do blah blah blah. You know how it goes.” (runs off to play)
Me: “I feel like blah blah blah means I’m not cool enough for that level of detail.”
Wonderful Wife: “Me neither. I got the same version. Maybe some day we’ll be cool enough.”
Me: “Probably not.”
Gut Reaction
Me: “I’m thinking of becoming a Buddhist. Really, in a lot of ways I’m already pretty close to being a Buddhist.”
My Wonderful Wife: “Yeah. You already look like Buddha.”
Me: (evil glare)