Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Show me a picture of me on your phone.”
Me: “Here, I’ve got Instagram open so let’s just look at my feed.”
LMT: “Why are there so many pictures of food?”
Me: “That’s just what I post.”
LMT: “You think about food too much.”
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Hola
If you force me to take a “quiz” on your site before I can view your content, and especially if that quiz is blatantly asking me for my demographics for your crappy marketing, then you are GUARANTEED I am gong to lie in my answers. This morning so far I’m a Latino Millionaire with 2 PhDs and 13+ children.
Run for it
Danger Monkey, age 9: “I will never do chores again in a million years!” (giggling)
Me: “(laughing) Well, then I guess it’s time for a million spankings.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Quick, run for your life!” (giggling)
LMT: “No, wait… run for your BUTT!”
Very Vocal Viking 